Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;) http://tfl.nu/s5za

Replies (14) Good night (2699) Bad night (772)
Favorite
(707): View more from California

Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(707): Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping. http://tfl.nu/7pjn

Replies (47) Good night (3609) Bad night (1371)
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again. http://tfl.nu/heac

Replies (38) Good night (4516) Bad night (988)
Favorite
(613): View more from Ontario

She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(613): She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard". (202): Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded. http://tfl.nu/4upv

Replies (39) Good night (6971) Bad night (1160)
Favorite
(706): View more from Georgia

Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(706): Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't. http://tfl.nu/ol3k

Replies (11) Good night (7507) Bad night (1492)
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office http://tfl.nu/i7an

Replies (18) Good night (2876) Bad night (2471)
Favorite
(407): View more from Florida

Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(407): Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost. http://tfl.nu/odd1

Replies (8) Good night (1818) Bad night (774)
Favorite
(681): View more from West Virginia

Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(681): Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most. http://tfl.nu/7o83

Replies (12) Good night (2278) Bad night (922)
Favorite
(678): View more from Georgia

This is the weirdest negotiation ever.

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(678): This is the weirdest negotiation ever. (814): This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue. http://tfl.nu/rt97

Replies (1) Good night (2107) Bad night (674)
Favorite
(443): View more from Maryland

You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(443): You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously! http://tfl.nu/q8vz

Replies (9) Good night (1822) Bad night (797)
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

You almost set me on fire last night.

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

You probably deserved it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): You almost set me on fire last night. (1-732): You probably deserved it. http://tfl.nu/ggaf

Replies (9) Good night (3409) Bad night (756)
Favorite
(609): View more from New Jersey

The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(609): The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit. http://tfl.nu/al9k

Replies (6) Good night (544) Bad night (1351)
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight? http://tfl.nu/oach

Replies (3) Good night (827) Bad night (542)
Favorite
(908): View more from New Jersey

Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(908): Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up. http://tfl.nu/c97y

Replies (1) Good night (606) Bad night (472)
Favorite
(678): View more from Georgia

I am sorry. I am also on acid.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(678): I am sorry. I am also on acid. http://tfl.nu/9m14

Replies (0) Good night (631) Bad night (259)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard