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• (305): View more from Florida

  your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say

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  tell him to stop quoting family guy

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process

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