# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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