He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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