In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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