Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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