I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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