i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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