hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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