doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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