this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We left the knife in your bed.
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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