and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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