But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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