the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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