He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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