you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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