If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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