I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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