week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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