your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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