I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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