Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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