your room smells of hookers.
And success
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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