I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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