And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I party with great urgency now.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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