you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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