I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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