did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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