just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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