Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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