Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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worst night to have a conscience
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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