It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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