I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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