i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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