she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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