If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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