Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I think my moral compass just broke
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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