Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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