would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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