You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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