I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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