I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We are all done wearing pants today