Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life