Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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