just come out here and I will go home with you...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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