She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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