I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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