Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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