My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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