Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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