So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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