I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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