She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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